Ouzo

Ouzo.

A powerful Greek licorice flavoured spirit. Gives me crazy dreams.

A bunch of girls I know are over at my house. One of the girls took a shower and the water made her sweat and made her underwear stink. She wanted to borrow a pair of underwear. They found Kevin's boxers and they sniffed them and they were gross because they all had shit stains on them. One was particularily bad, it had a big shit stain on it shaped like the Batman symbol. I found a clean pair of my boxers and gave them to them.

I know. It doesn't make sense.